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Hey, if you wanna grow birds, ya gotta plant some bird seed. #OldFarmerWisdom

OMG last night I was abducted by aliens! I mean, they "captured" my emotions. That is, a TV show on ETs intrigued me briefly. OK, bye.

The art of making things shiny started in Poland, which is why today we have things like silver polish and furniture polish. #HistoryFacts

Finished making a film over 13 years with same cast, only to realize was reusing same video cassette. Calling movie "Yesterdayhood".

This post is proudly gluten-free! Altho I used the word “gluten” once. I mean, twice! So hard to avoid gluten. Three, dammit. Oh, gluten.

I totally get that buffalo-chicken is the first successful hybrid-species commercial meat product, but how’d they make it so dang spicy too?

Sometimes when I get discouraged, I remember what Cadillac told me: “When life gives you Escals, make Escalades.” Adding awkwardly, “Which aren’t lemons.” #RidinDirty #LuxLife

Snow and rain overnight. Woke up to streets paved with ice. Gee, thanks, Obama! Once upon time, America’s streets were paved with gold… #socialism #obamacare