In case I forget later, Happy New Years 2011-12. And I'll be optimistic and say Happy New Year 2013, etc.
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Happy New Year in 2009! I'm a little late with that message, but while I'm at it let me add: Happy New Year in 2010!
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Right now I'm (hold on, need to check Facebook on my iPhone while I'm checking Twitter on my Blackberry) checking Twitter on my Bberry.
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It is an outrage that the person who designed the cellophane wrapping for DVD packages may be walking the streets as a free person.
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My online personae celebrate whatever holidays most personae do, except where it is considered uncool by personae that we think are cool.
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Happy Holidays from my Facebook avatar and various online personas!
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For my next adventure, I'm planning to travel completely around the sun. I expect it to take me approximately one year.
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Decided to sail solo around the world, like a Great Explorer. Since I was already at the finish line, no need for "saling". A new record!
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When I take a customer's food order, I write nothing down. "It's all up here," I say. Then I exit the restaurant, since I don't work there.
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Waited forever to buy a lottery ticket, only to find out they don't accept pi as a number! How irrational. (Actually, I'm still in line.)
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In reflective moments, does Tiger peruse the tabloids, thinking: What have I done? Look at these women...I coulda nailed much hotter babes.
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Hey, posting this while parachuting from near Space. Wow. Can see for miles! Getting hard to hold iPHone... oh crap, i'm burning upxlkajs
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These days, the last thing one should worry about is an SAaaD nano-bullet from space. But that's PRECISELY what we Xith rebels should fear.
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Went to the Post Office to buy some stamps. Well... they don't sell "some stamps"! You have to give a specific number!! Waste of time.
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These ARE the Droids* you're looking for! [*Verizon Wireless (tm)]
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The latest MacBook. (I'm trying out product placements in my posts.)
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My next invention is a cheap, simple, portable, and land-distributed, paper-based system for reading news. No PC or e-reader needed.
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I plan to invent a cheap, simple, portable device where songs are listened to via radiowaves. No computer or software needed.
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Just saw "A Few Good Editors". Love the scene where the managing editor tells the writer: "You can't HANDLE the editing workflow process!"
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Just finished watching a preview of "Avatar", and I can report that ... oh, hang on, it's not over yet.
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If Tiger Woods were a climate-research scientist, his wife would be Al Gore.
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Just watched "It's a Wonderful Facebook", in which an angel helps a kind but despairing former VP by totally updating his status for him.
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Click HERE for more information. If nothing happens, keep clicking, and information will come to you.
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Tip: You can save 40% on heating costs by shutting off your boiler 40% of the time. Save even more by not paying the utility bill.
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According to my climate research, every time you comment on a Facebook post, it burns the equivalent of one hectare of Amazonian forest.
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Why purchase expensive tooth-whitening products or suffer uncomfortable dental visits when there's a cheap, easy alternative: Liquid Paper.
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It's wrong for well-meaning people to release tame doves, which never learned to survive on their own, directly into the vacuum of space.
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I have no important updates today (as of yet). Please check back later.
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ALWAYS go with your gut reaction. Except when you shouldn't.
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Bought a full-length mirror for the first time. Turns out I've been wearing shorts to work all these years.
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