I invented an edible napkin but haven't figured out what to do with the last bite.
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Santa's children, Taxx and Sharpe, are dependent clauses. At least that's what my great grammer told me.
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Finally went digital and scanned everything I own into my PC but my scanner. Once I solve that, nothing is safe, until only I remain.
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Don't tell ME about your auto expenses! I have to fill up my car with gas every day!! (Specifically, 79% nitrogen, 20% oxygen, 1% other.)
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To paraphrase Dilbert, the burden of non-awesomeness proof is on the manager.
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If the engine light stays on or the gas gauge is on "E", I ignore them. The car is going to stop working soon anyway. Happens every time.
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Does the Internet neurologically change the human brain I read 17 iPad reviews I'm putting one on my credit card FedEx is here! LOL!!
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Recent studies clearly show that the real societal impact of the Internet is that I've just been interrupted by a cute chipmunk! LOL!!
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You know you're getting old when you can't tell a joke... April Fool's! Ha! Oh, wait, it's April 2 now.
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If you tell a mafia guy a bad joke, and he says "ba-dump bump!" He's not imitating a rimshot; it's the sound of a car driving over you.
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