That's it! I quit the Internet, forever! GOODBYE!!! ... I'm back.
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Bad Business Models #39420: Combination funeral parlor/sushi bar.
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Testimonial #2084: Your posts [ROCK]! [THANK] you!! [THANK] you!! [THANK] you!! [Note to readers: Testimonials may have been edited.]
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Did You Know #94: If you put a turtle on his back, he will explode within 3 seconds! (Or am I mixing up turtles and hand grenades??)
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Hosting a Mel Gibson Film Festival, but instead of showing movies I'll threaten the audience because I'm drunk and all of you look stupid.
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When will I learn? High-quality souvenir beach towels at a reasonable price simply do not exist.
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This just in: Mel Gibson's defense: "I was driven crazy by dropped calls from my iPhone 4."
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Makes no sense to say someone is "out like a light". Should be "out like a light that was turned off."
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Kinda embarrassed. Congratulated my Terminator(sm) cyborg on his new septum studs. Turns out he just has post-nasal drip.
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Good luck to the Miami Heat and their newest player, LeBron Pippen
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Declared bankruptcy. Borrowed 8 million library books 2 years ago, but now I find out I was supposed to return them! Bush did this to me.
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