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Saw "Up" today in 3-D, well 4-D technically, I guess, but with string theory 'n' such, who knows. And you have to stop somewhere, I've heard. Anyway, before you go see it, might save you some time to know that the movie is not projected onto the ceil

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I apologize for choosing my words poorly and revealing what I actually feel.

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Finally saw "Star Trek" and yes, Sylar is Spock, haha, except it really IS Sylar! We must flee this Quadrant. Now.

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I ride my Segway everywhere, but I STILL don't lose weight!

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I signed up my dogs for an "English as a Second Language" course, but it didn't help. Their accents are still extremely thick.

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When cheerleaders say, "We can't HEAR you!", I don't believe it. I think they CAN hear us the first time.

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If you change your name to Not Released, you'll always have some media privacy if you get into trouble - eg, "His name was Not Released." (The capital letters might give it away, tho.)

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To solve its financial problems, California should be split into two: the State of Northern California & Other Bits, and the Empire of King Andrew Le Magnifique.

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I became a multi-millionaire online! Email me all of your money to find out how I did it!

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Even Jesus had a mom.

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Winning is for those unable to come up with excuses.

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It's nice, but a little codependent, that Facebook apps miss me if I haven't used them in a while.

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Another reason to not buy the Kindle: crayons ruin the screen.

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Posterous | Re: I won't buy the Amazon Kindle e-reader. It's much cheaper to buy the paper version of the one book I plan to read in my life.

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I won't buy the Amazon Kindle e-reader. It's much cheaper to buy the paper version of the one book I plan to read in my life.

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My mom and dad went to Mexico on vacation, and all I got was this lousy T-cell!

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The seats at the new Yankees Stadium aren't exactly what I would like, but they're in the ballpark.

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This sentence is self-aware.

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I disagree strongly with what you say, but I will defend to your death the right to say it.

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If someone tells you they have a lisp, they're lying. Because they said "lisp".

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