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Even a stopped clown is funny twice a day.

Happy Black Friday, everyone! May you and your loved ones find deep discounts online, with free shipping. #$

Why can't my bank figure out the name of my account? My statements just say "Checking" -- how many years does it take them to check?!

Hey, if you wanna grow birds, ya gotta plant some bird seed. #OldFarmerWisdom

OMG last night I was abducted by aliens! I mean, they "captured" my emotions. That is, a TV show on ETs intrigued me briefly. OK, bye.

The art of making things shiny started in Poland, which is why today we have things like silver polish and furniture polish. #HistoryFacts