I can confirm that talking to people like you're on a CB radio (when you're not) isn't catching on yet.
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I tried to get rid of a self-addressed stamped envelope by mailing it off. The next time I even left off postage, but it still returned.
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If you're trying to throw away an old baseball, don't do it while you're pitching a game. Gets confusing.
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This just in: Apple's App Store downloads top 2 billion (1.8bn are fart apps)
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Had trouble throwing away an old yo-yo, but was able to figure out the problem eventually.
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I'm finding it impossible to throw away my old boomerang.
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If you ever want to fist-bump The Hulk, don't say, "Pound me!"
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To maximize enjoyment of my posts, I recommend that you wear augmented-comedy contact lenses.
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OK, Starbucks, you've got me saying "tall bold coffee", but I'm not going to order a "tall anniversary". I won't. I think. Will I?
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Great idea #7,039: Combine a cell phone with an electric razor and then, while you're shaving, call people you don't want to talk to.
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Why don't more famous directors ask me to star in their movies? I'd say No because the picture is never big enough. So it's a win-win.
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I'm thinking my posts would attract more comments if I add some planters or maybe benches to spiff things up.
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Just finished "The Lost Symbol". Turns out they must visit all 10 Dharma stations to collect the horcruxes and destroy Sauron.
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Kanye apologized again to Taylor and HE got interrupted... by a squirrel!
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Those TV commercials really hit home. Like a lot of guys, I have strong opinions on photocopier brands and how they affect my workplace.
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Well, if the presidency gig and reelection don't really work out, Obama can always get a job selling insurance, Or maybe not.
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Hey, we're in the 8th month of the Obama presidency already -- so where's my flying car?!
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Mulling offer to join Jonas Bros. Artistico-conceptually, they are curious to see how far they can lower the music-bar and still make $.
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Hi, I am currently away from the Internet right now. Please leave a comment and I will get back to you as soon as I can. Thanks.
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