Most dogs lead honest lives.
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Just prior to 2012, I plan to short the insurance companies.
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I just realized my high-school guidance counselor was right: Pinball skills don't really pay off hugely later in life.
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Doing a 1.4-mile "fun run" this morning. Haven't been working out for it, but definitely have been carbo-loading for past several years.
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The jokes stopped long ago, but the person who designed the standard packaging for the music CD was never caught and prosecuted.
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Since we got our bichon frise, our house has not been successfully attacked by even one squirrel (as far as we know).
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Everywhere today you see people wearing earphones. But they can't ALL be security agents. Perhaps some are just listening to music?
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I just bought a $25 gift card with a $25 gift card from The $25 Gift Card Store.
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I don't believe that Santa Clause has a workshop where he makes toys. But I do believe that he gives me toys every Christmas.
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Dunkin' Donuts now sells tuna salad sandwiches -- seems like "brand dissonance" to me. But I do like the idea of a tuna-salad filled donut.
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Vote for me as President in 2012, if you want to ensure a peaceful transition to Armaggedon.
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Got a new retail concept. I'm looking for big-money investors. Here's just a hint: BBQ Salon.
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In the doghouse with Sarge again. Told me to "Take no prisoners." So I let them all run away.
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Be aware if you're planning to buy the new album from 50 Cent. It's a bait and switch. The CD will cost you a lot more than 50 cents.
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It's odd that people in movies almost never notice they're being filmed -- I guess the cameras must be hidden.
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I wonder how they managed to film "2012" while the whole world was being destroyed. Impressive work.
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This is a test post. All of my posts from now on will be test posts. It's way easier.
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Decided to turn down the knighthood. At the ceremony, the Queen kept calling me the wrong name: "Neil!" "Neil!" So I left.
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Fight back! Tell your employer today (if you have one) that Facebooking is a right, not a privilege! (Or it will be, under FacebookCare.)
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Hate it when I'm already tracking a criminal on my PC, and some do-nothing manager stands over me saying, "I need a GPS location - NOW!"
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Yoga: "Yo" is sanskrit (the root language of Italian) for "confrontation"; Gaa" is onomatopoeia in sanskrit for "to die by the blade".
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Just finished watching "2011". Not much happened in it. And it felt like there was no real ending.
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If someone gives me their mobile number, I ignore it. How am I supposed to dial a number that keeps moving?
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If someone gives me their sell-phone number, I ignore it. They're going to sell the phone anyway.
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Finished "The Lost Symbol" and recommend it to those who will have enjoyed reading it. But do not read it if you will not have enjoyed it.
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Just updated - the official Homeland Security plan for when the world ends: Everybody hold hands and stay together, no matter what.
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The movie "2012" is running a contest. The winner gets to enjoy their prize for just over three years.
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...Must ...devise ...blog post... (But what?!?!) THINK, man!!!
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News alert: In a troubling sign for the dominant political power in the US, control of the governorship of NJ was lost by Goldman Sachs.
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Publishing the sequel "How I Did It - The Hard, Legal Evidence" was an even worse idea.
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I should never have published my book "Crimes I Got Away With".
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Spoiler alert: By the end of "The Lost Cymbal", Prof Langdon reassembles the Masonic drum kit, and the band makes the gig on time.
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Now available: Special "Zero-Touch" plastic surgery. You too can "look the same". And, it's "free", with no doctor visits! Ask me how!
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I made a lot of money by teaching people how to make a lot of money by teaching people they can make a lot of money by not being last in.
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Today's recipe suggestion: Chicken with Halloween candy.
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