Put my ceiling fan on too high, and the roof flew away. Get link Facebook X Pinterest Email Other Apps June 19, 2010 Posted via email from McCann Read more
I wish Earth was stationary in its orbit. I'd move to the equator on the sun-side and never again have to set the time on my clock-radio. Get link Facebook X Pinterest Email Other Apps June 12, 2010 Posted via email from McCann Read more
Got a dog that looks just like a skateboard. I call him "Skateboard". Wait, that IS a skateboard. No wonder he's so thin and doesn't eat. Get link Facebook X Pinterest Email Other Apps June 08, 2010 Posted via email from McCann Read more
Hot day, turned on dehumidifier. Mistakenly left back door open, fell asleep. Sorry, arid world. Writing this from my escape pod to Mars. Get link Facebook X Pinterest Email Other Apps June 05, 2010 Posted via email from McCann Read more