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Put my ceiling fan on too high, and the roof flew away.

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I wish Earth was stationary in its orbit. I'd move to the equator on the sun-side and never again have to set the time on my clock-radio.

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Got a dog that looks just like a skateboard. I call him "Skateboard". Wait, that IS a skateboard. No wonder he's so thin and doesn't eat.

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Hot day, turned on dehumidifier. Mistakenly left back door open, fell asleep. Sorry, arid world. Writing this from my escape pod to Mars.

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