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I have an invisible camel-hair coat. Because it's made out of one camel hair.

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If Santa gives you coal, make coladas!

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Taxi drivers are so respectful. Every time I wave hello at them, they stop.

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"NASA Researchers Discover Microbes That Live on Arsenic" - I guess they met my mother-in-law! LOL! Actually, she is from an alien planet.

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It's true that you have to spend money to make money. For example, the printing plates and counterfeit currency paper alone cost thousands.

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