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Trying to declutter at home, so cut my collection of 300 socks in half. Problem is, now all my socks are cut in half!
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Gave a big speech and heard only crickets. It's OK, tho, as I was presenting formally to a group of cricket dignitaries. They loved it!
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Sobering statistic for all parents: Every 5 minutes, somewhere in the US, a distracted teenager drops an uninsured iPhone on the sidewalk.
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Staycation ideas: Click-and-drag thru Google Maps while making helicopter sounds. To go more exotic, scroll out and make rocketship noises.
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James Bond has an advantage in that no one in his movies has ever seen a James Bond movie. #jamesbond
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Created the perfect recipe for any meal: Mix some sugar and salt, more fat, lotsa meat, and a starchy binder. Cook it enough. Servings: 1.
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I like reading tweets and Facebook posts, but if they were sent to me as emails, I would mark most as spam (including this).
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Never -- EVER -- lick chapped lips. Unless they're your own.
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Amazing that Richard III was buried in a parking lot. Guess it was a horse parking lot, originally. Must owe quite a fee to the lot owners.
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I believe in pointless, self-referential declarations.
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Updated New Year's resolution: Think about what my 2014 resolutions should be.
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Oh no. I can't stop drinking Martinelli's Sparkling Cider! I think I may be a non-alcoholic.
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New Year's resolution: Make sure no one finds out about the embezzlement.
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