Did you hear about the perverted rooster-comedian? He laid an egg.
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If Charlie Harper doesn't get on the right path in life, some day he could end up like Charlie Sheen.
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If you're the "she" in "That's what SHE said!", then saying "That's what I said!" may always have two meanings. (Yes, that's what she said.)
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A Xmas Tale: A boy filled with Christmas spirit travels alone to the North Pole, only to find there really is no Santa Claus. And no food.
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A broken boomerang will still work, in a sense, if you have a dog that fetches and/or the boomerang is recyclable.
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Know this: I ruthlessly prize loyalty above all else. Well, and grilled-cheese sandwiches too. Loyalty and grilled cheese! You are warned.
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They say you should find what you love to do, and then do it. Well, I'd love to do Angelina Jolie, but she doesn't seem to be home.
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Yes, but what everyone fails to mention is that Soylent Green is also delicious!
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Times are tough, but some of us will try ANY job. Doesn't always work out, though. Tried landscaping, but I kept spilling my Chenin Blanc.
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Watching "The Social Network" movie is probably the shortest amount of time I've spent on Facebook at one sitting.
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