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Most people on the roads today need remedial driving lessons, including me.

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Knew a guy who cut off communications with everyone, and was never heard from again.Then he learned invisibility, and was never seen again.

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Visited a military recruiting station today but was turned away. Apparently, they won't accept co-workers who are tied up.

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I have created a Debt Commission to study why my credit-card spending is out of control. The panel will be led by my pet turtle, Tortoise.

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It's Friday, and that means I will comment on or "Like" a bunch of Facebook status updates.

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I regret friending everyone on Facebook but you.

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When shopping, I like 24-month no-interest payment plans, although my interest in not paying actually extends out much further.

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I'm just sayin' I'm just sayin'.

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Tried to use one of those cheap cremation services but was turned away. Apparently, they do not accept living co-workers who are tied up.

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I like the new Facebook layout. I also like pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain.

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